The Political Fiend

2008 is here, and I’ve got predictions:

1). Obama will take the Democratic nomination, and the White House.

2). We’ll hear relatively little about E-85 ethanol, except in Chevy ads.

3). The Bush administration will begin covert operations in Pakistan.

4). Al Qaeda will be ruled out as a responsible party in the assassination of Benazir Bhutto

5). Britney Spears will die.